- Ah, I understand you had an accident?
- Yes, my pump got...
- ...caught in your sock.
- Absolutely. Yes. My fruit cake was damaged on one side.
- Well...
- It's got grit all over it.
- Well now, are you in pain?
- Oh, heavens no.
- Ah well, where were you hurt?
- Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury.