Your Life or your lupines!
- Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr Jenkins.
Male Peasant- Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish?
Female Peasant- Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house.And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.
Male Peasant- Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.
Female Peasant- Or a Velasquez for the outside loo.
- Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr Jenkins.
Male Peasant- Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish?
Female Peasant- Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house.And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.
Male Peasant- Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.
Female Peasant- Or a Velasquez for the outside loo.